The Straight Version
Real Madrid beat Valencia 3-0.
The UNHINGED Take
Madrid flicked Valencia's hopes into the gutter; Mbappé blew a hole in their lunch – Baban. A 3‑0 blow‑up in La Liga’s grand theater.
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The Bottom Line
SPIT FIRE / 10
Madrid flicked Valencia's hopes into the gutter; Mbappé blew a hole in their lunch – Baban.
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