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Jordan’s King Abdullah promises to confront ‘terrorists’ after Karak attack

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 12:36 pm
Jordan’s King Abdullah promises to confront ‘terrorists’ after Karak attack — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

King Abdullah II vowed to crush terrorists in Jordan while labeling Israeli expansionism the region's greatest threat.

The UNHINGED Take

The King is performing his usual circus act, pretending to play tough guy while his house of cards shakes in the wind. Pure theater for the masses while the Middle East burns.

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The King is performing his usual circus act, pretending to play tough guy while his house of cards shakes in the wind.

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