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Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 12:22 pm
Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens pay freezes and fare hikes due to projected 2 billion euro fuel cost increases by 2028.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O’Leary is holding passenger wallets hostage over global conflict because his shiny jets are too thirsty. Absolute scumbag move to blame the Middle East for your budget-airline greed.

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The Bottom Line

PURE CORPORATE SCUM / 10

Michael O’Leary is holding passenger wallets hostage over global conflict because his shiny jets are too thirsty.

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Michael O’Leary is holding passenger wallets hostage over global conflict because his shiny jets are too thirsty. PURE CORPORATE SCUM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/ryanair-says-it-may-freeze-workers-pay-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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