The Straight Version
Kwara State Government is training 290 healthcare workers to improve maternal and neonatal survival rates.
The UNHINGED Take
Training 290 people while the hospitals still lack basic bandages is like teaching a goat to fly while it starves to death. Absolute theatre to distract from the rot.
The Bottom Line
PERFORMANCE ART FAILURE / 10
Training 290 people while the hospitals still lack basic bandages is like teaching a goat to fly while it starves to death.
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Training 290 people while the hospitals still lack basic bandages is like teaching a goat to fly while it starves to death. PERFORMANCE ART FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/kwara-trains-290-health-workers-on-safe-childbirth #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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