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Tinubu defends new loans, says funds will build future opportunities

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·29 Oct, 02:45 pm
Tinubu defends new loans, says funds will build future opportunities — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

President Tinubu defended Nigeria's latest round of massive borrowing to fund infrastructure projects and future economic opportunities.

The UNHINGED Take

Tinubu is mortgaging our grandchildren's future to buy more concrete ghosts while we suffer. This man is playing Monopoly with a burning country and calling it investment.

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Tinubu is mortgaging our grandchildren's future to buy more concrete ghosts while we suffer.

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