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LPPC opens applications for 2027 SAN rank, sets N5m, N2.5m fees

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·28 Oct, 11:12 pm
LPPC opens applications for 2027 SAN rank, sets N5m, N2.5m fees — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

The Legal Practitioners’ Privileges Committee has invited applications for the 2027 conferment of the rank of Senior Advocate of Nigeria, fixing a non-refundable processing fee of N5m for private legal practitioners and N2.5m for government-employed lawyers. The committee announced that its application portal would open to the public on November 1, 2026, at midnight, with Read More: https://punchng.com/lppc-opens-applications-for-2027-san-rank-sets-n5m-n2-5m-fees/

The UNHINGED Take

Look at LPPC opens applications for 2027 SAN rank, sets N5m, N2.5m fees speedrunning total brain death: "LPPC opens applications for 2027 SAN rank, sets N5m, N2.5m fees". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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FAILED / 10

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