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Paga processes $1.5bn monthly, unfazed by fintech competition — CEO

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·28 Oct, 11:05 pm
Paga processes $1.5bn monthly, unfazed by fintech competition — CEO — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Paga's CEO, Tayo Oviosu, says the fintech firm is unfazed by rising competition, revealing it processes over $1.5bn in transactions monthly. Read More: https://punchng.com/paga-processes-1-5bn-monthly-unfazed-by-fintech-competition-ceo/

The UNHINGED Take

"Paga processes $1.5bn monthly, unfazed by fintech competition — CEO" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Paga processes $1.5bn monthly, unfazed by fintech competition — CEO" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Paga processes $1.5bn monthly, unfazed by fintech competition — CEO" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/paga-processes-1-5bn-monthly-unfazed-by-fintech #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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