The Straight Version
US midterms spark AI scrutiny fears, sending major tech stocks tumbling.
The UNHINGED Take
US midterms turned major tech stocks into banana peels—AI fears made them skid while politicians mime regulatory applause.

The Bottom Line
FUCKED UP / 10
US midterms turned major tech stocks into banana peels—AI fears made them skid while politicians mime regulatory applause.
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US midterms turned major tech stocks into banana peels—AI fears made them skid while politicians mime regulatory applause. FUCKED UP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/major-tech-stocks-plunge-as-us-midterms-add #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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