The Straight Version
Rubio denies quitting despite Trump-term speculation, vows to stay till 2028.
The UNHINGED Take
Rubio, a loose unit, is trading gov’ment for a Trump‑fed pig‑dinner, bragging 'I’m here till the end'; he’s a Beehive clown staking in the white palace.

The Bottom Line
TRUMPY BEAN / 10
Rubio, a loose unit, is trading gov’ment for a Trump‑fed pig‑dinner, bragging 'I’m here till the end'; he’s a Beehive clown staking in the white palace.
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Rubio, a loose unit, is trading gov’ment for a Trump‑fed pig‑dinner, bragging 'I’m here till the end'; he’s a Beehive clown staking in the white palace. TRUMPY BEAN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/marco-rubio-denies-plans-to-resign-as-2028 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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