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Marco Rubio denies plans to resign as 2028 speculation grows

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·6 Nov, 12:24 am
Marco Rubio denies plans to resign as 2028 speculation grows — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Rubio denies quitting despite Trump-term speculation, vows to stay till 2028.

The UNHINGED Take

Rubio, a loose unit, is trading gov’ment for a Trump‑fed pig‑dinner, bragging 'I’m here till the end'; he’s a Beehive clown staking in the white palace.

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The Bottom Line

TRUMPY BEAN / 10

Rubio, a loose unit, is trading gov’ment for a Trump‑fed pig‑dinner, bragging 'I’m here till the end'; he’s a Beehive clown staking in the white palace.

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Rubio, a loose unit, is trading gov’ment for a Trump‑fed pig‑dinner, bragging 'I’m here till the end'; he’s a Beehive clown staking in the white palace. TRUMPY BEAN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/marco-rubio-denies-plans-to-resign-as-2028 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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