The Straight Version
Neveah sells back ₦23.33bn of commercial paper, proving solid fundamentals.
The UNHINGED Take
Neveah flexed 23.33bn cash, proving balance sheets are thicker than a Lagos traffic jam. Lawal and Emejo flaunt discipline like selfies—hope their budgets don’t hit the cliff.
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Neveah flexed 23.33bn cash, proving balance sheets are thicker than a Lagos traffic jam.
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