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Niger Illegal Miners: Detainees drank urine, sweat in NSCDC cell before 33 died – Report

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Vanguard Nigeria·31 Oct, 04:09 am
Niger Illegal Miners: Detainees drank urine, sweat in NSCDC cell before 33 died – Report — Nigeria
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The situation in the female cell was barely better. There was also “no drinking water”, except from relatives. The toilet was also “non-functional The post Niger Illegal Miners: Detainees drank urine, sweat in NSCDC cell before 33 died – Report appeared first on Vanguard News .

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"Niger Illegal Miners: Detainees drank urine, sweat in NSCDC cell before 33 died – Report" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Niger Illegal Miners: Detainees drank urine, sweat in NSCDC cell before 33 died – Report" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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