The Straight Version
Pharmacists warned Nigerians not to buy street medicine, citing fake drugs threat.
The UNHINGED Take
Pharmacists on the ropes, shouting, 'Your street pill is poison masquerading as heroism!' And every reckless buyer hands cash to a clown, while their health dies like yesterday's jollof.
The Bottom Line
CANNIBAL SCRAP / 10
Pharmacists on the ropes, shouting, 'Your street pill is poison masquerading as heroism!' And every reckless buyer hands cash to a clown, while their health dies like yesterday's jollof.
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Pharmacists on the ropes, shouting, 'Your street pill is poison masquerading as heroism!' And every reckless buyer hands cash to a clown, while their health dies like yesterday's jollof. CANNIBAL SCRAP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/pharmacists-warn-against-patronisi
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