The Straight Version
Fabrizio Romano confirmed there are currently no active negotiations for Lionel Messi to join Newell's Old Boys.
The UNHINGED Take
Newell's fans are out here sniffing hopium like it's oxygen, acting like the GOAT wants to trade Miami sunshine for their dusty pitch. Messi doesn't even remember the gate code to that stadium.
The Bottom Line
DELUSIONAL FEVER DREAM / 10
Newell's fans are out here sniffing hopium like it's oxygen, acting like the GOAT wants to trade Miami sunshine for their dusty pitch.
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Newell's fans are out here sniffing hopium like it's oxygen, acting like the GOAT wants to trade Miami sunshine for their dusty pitch. DELUSIONAL FEVER DREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/no-talks-on-messis-return-to-argentinas-boyhood #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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