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PDP queries N19.18bn unspent Benue SUBEB fund

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·1 Nov, 12:30 pm
PDP queries N19.18bn unspent Benue SUBEB fund — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

The Benue PDP is demanding answers from Governor Hyacinth Alia regarding N19.18 billion in unspent SUBEB school funds.

The UNHINGED Take

Alia is playing hide and seek with nineteen billion while kids study under mango trees. That money is definitely busy paying for someone's afterlife luxury trip or fresh agbada.

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The Bottom Line

CRIMINAL DISGRACE / 10

Alia is playing hide and seek with nineteen billion while kids study under mango trees.

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