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Police arrest two over 26-year-old’s killing in Oyo

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·4 Nov, 10:21 am
Police arrest two over 26-year-old’s killing in Oyo — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Two men detained for killing 26‑year‑old Kehinde Asimiyu in Olodo, Ibadan.

The UNHINGED Take

Police bagged those two fools who tried to murder 26‑year‑old Kehinde Asimiyu; Oyo’s justice just served them a chokehold.

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BULLSHIT DETECTED / 10

Police bagged those two fools who tried to murder 26‑year‑old Kehinde Asimiyu; Oyo’s justice just served them a chokehold.

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