The Straight Version
Democrat Abdul El-Sayed defeated Mike Rogers to become the first Muslim senator-elect in US history.
The UNHINGED Take
Michigan finally swapped one flavor of career parasite for another. Watching the losers cry about identity politics while the state rots into a giant strip mall is pure, unadulterated comedy.
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The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL THEATER KID ENERGY / 10
Michigan finally swapped one flavor of career parasite for another.
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