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Syrians see Israel as biggest regional threat, followed by Iran: Survey

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 09:51 am
Syrians see Israel as biggest regional threat, followed by Iran: Survey — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

A survey reveals 97% of Syrians view Israel as the primary threat to regional security and stability.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine living in a country reduced to rubble by your own government and still having enough bandwidth to rank your neighbors like a failed beauty pageant. Total delusion in the blast zone.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE DELUSION / 10

Imagine living in a country reduced to rubble by your own government and still having enough bandwidth to rank your neighbors like a failed beauty pageant.

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Imagine living in a country reduced to rubble by your own government and still having enough bandwidth to rank your neighbors like a failed beauty pageant. COLLECTIVE DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/syrians-see-israel-as-biggest-regional-threat-followed #NZEl

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