The Straight Version
President Tinubu has officially named Benjamin Kalu as his primary campaign advocate within Abia State.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine acting as the lead hype man for a government that treats the economy like a sinking canoe. Kalu is just polishing the brass on the Titanic while Abia suffers.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL CLOWN SHOW / 10
Imagine acting as the lead hype man for a government that treats the economy like a sinking canoe.
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