The Straight Version
The American FAA is finally phasing out the ancient floppy disk systems used in air traffic control by 2028.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine relying on 1980s plastic toast to keep jets from turning into lawn darts. The FAA is basically running the skies on dial-up internet and prayers from the Stone Age.
The Bottom Line
ARCHAEOLOGICAL CATASTROPHE / 10
Imagine relying on 1980s plastic toast to keep jets from turning into lawn darts.
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