The Straight Version
The Spanish players' union is demanding a full professional football schedule cancellation to mourn Jesús de Miguel.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine bringing the entire national economy to a screeching halt because a random official kicked the bucket. These pampered prima donnas are more fragile than a cheap wooden clog.
The Bottom Line
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Imagine bringing the entire national economy to a screeching halt because a random official kicked the bucket.
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