The Straight Version
God of War: Laufey is delayed by three months, moving its release from February to May.
The UNHINGED Take
Developers need three extra months to finish the game because apparently basic competency is a foreign concept in the industry. Enjoy paying full price for a glorified expansion pack.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
Developers need three extra months to finish the game because apparently basic competency is a foreign concept in the industry.
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Developers need three extra months to finish the game because apparently basic competency is a foreign concept in the industry. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/god-of-war-laufey-komt-drie-maanden-later #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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