The Straight Version
The European Commission approved JD.com's acquisition of MediaMarkt parent Ceconomy under strict market-conforming conditions.
The UNHINGED Take
EU bureaucrats are pathetically naive if they think a ten-year pinky swear stops Chinese state-subsidized dumping. Brussels just handed the keys to our retail market to a Trojan horse from the Caymans.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL SELLOUT / 10
EU bureaucrats are pathetically naive if they think a ten-year pinky swear stops Chinese state-subsidized dumping.
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EU bureaucrats are pathetically naive if they think a ten-year pinky swear stops Chinese state-subsidized dumping. COLOSSAL SELLOUT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/chinese-webgigant-jd-com-mag-moederbedrijf-mediamarkt-onder #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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