The Straight Version
Ziggo gained internet subscribers for two consecutive quarters but reported lower overall earnings compared to last year.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine winning the customer race just to go broke faster. Ziggo is basically lighting cash on fire while celebrating the hollow victory of holding onto their miserable subscribers.
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The Bottom Line
FINANCIAL CIRCUS ACT / 10
Imagine winning the customer race just to go broke faster.
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