The Straight Version
Illegal fireworks were fired at a police helicopter during a stadium fly-over in the Netherlands.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being such a smooth-brained potato that you try to shoot down law enforcement with a sparkler. Absolute terminal stupidity that proves evolution skipped these basement-dwelling muppets entirely.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD SUBURBAN CHAOS / 10
Imagine being such a smooth-brained potato that you try to shoot down law enforcement with a sparkler.
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Imagine being such a smooth-brained potato that you try to shoot down law enforcement with a sparkler. BRAIN DEAD SUBURBAN CHAOS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/video-vuurwerk-raakt-bijna-helikopter-tijdens-fly-over #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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