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Handjevol vuurwerkverkopers vraagt eerste dag al inkomstencompensatie aan

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NU.nl·3 Nov, 12:57 pm
Handjevol vuurwerkverkopers vraagt eerste dag al inkomstencompensatie aan — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Veertien vuurwerkverkopers dagen de RVO in op inkomstencompensatie.

The UNHINGED Take

Vierteen pyromaniacs demanding dough while the RVO’s abstract bureaucracy offers them fireworks cheaper than the actual blaze; officemate jests drip smoke, not sanity.

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The Bottom Line

WASTE OF HONEY / 10

Vierteen pyromaniacs demanding dough while the RVO’s abstract bureaucracy offers them fireworks cheaper than the actual blaze; officemate jests drip smoke, not sanity.

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Vierteen pyromaniacs demanding dough while the RVO’s abstract bureaucracy offers them fireworks cheaper than the actual blaze; officemate jests drip smoke, not sanity. WASTE OF HONEY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/handjevol-vuurwerkverkopers-vraagt-eerste-dag-al-inko

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