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Kenya's female athletes make their mark as Youth Olympic Games approach

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 10:45 am
Kenya's female athletes make their mark as Youth Olympic Games approach — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Senegal is hosting the Youth Olympic Games, with Kenya training young boxers to compete on the international stage.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says peak athletic achievement like shipping kids off to Senegal to get punched in the face for the amusement of global bureaucrats. Proper Dutch parenting would at least pay them in bitterballen.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE FEVER DREAM / 10

Nothing says peak athletic achievement like shipping kids off to Senegal to get punched in the face for the amusement of global bureaucrats.

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Nothing says peak athletic achievement like shipping kids off to Senegal to get punched in the face for the amusement of global bureaucrats. COLLECTIVE FEVER DREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/kenyas-female-athletes-make-their-mark-as-youth #NZElection2026 #Unhinge

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