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'There's clearly a marketplace for Russian in Africa - but it's not about institution building'

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 10:43 am
'There's clearly a marketplace for Russian in Africa - but it's not about institution building' — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Forty-eight African nations attended the latest Russia-Africa summit, signaling increased diplomatic engagement with Moscow.

The UNHINGED Take

Watching these leaders flock to Putin for security is like hiring a serial arsonist to manage your fire department. Absolute muppet behavior from everyone involved in this geopolitical dumpster fire.

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COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Watching these leaders flock to Putin for security is like hiring a serial arsonist to manage your fire department.

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Watching these leaders flock to Putin for security is like hiring a serial arsonist to manage your fire department. COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/theres-clearly-a-marketplace-for-russian-in-africa #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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