The Straight Version
Somalia's parliament finally passed a sexual violence bill to replace the ancient 1962 criminal code.
The UNHINGED Take
Took these muppets over sixty years to realize assault is bad, and now they expect a standing ovation for joining the twentieth century. Absolutely cooked effort.

The Bottom Line
HISTORICALLY LATE / 10
Took these muppets over sixty years to realize assault is bad, and now they expect a standing ovation for joining the twentieth century.
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Took these muppets over sixty years to realize assault is bad, and now they expect a standing ovation for joining the twentieth century. HISTORICALLY LATE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/somalia-lower-house-of-parliament-passes-bill-on #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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