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Somalia: Lower house of parliament passes bill on sexual violence

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 10:42 am
Somalia: Lower house of parliament passes bill on sexual violence — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Somalia's parliament finally passed a sexual violence bill to replace the ancient 1962 criminal code.

The UNHINGED Take

Took these muppets over sixty years to realize assault is bad, and now they expect a standing ovation for joining the twentieth century. Absolutely cooked effort.

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Took these muppets over sixty years to realize assault is bad, and now they expect a standing ovation for joining the twentieth century.

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