The Straight Version
ArcelorMittal and Prosus drive AEX gains while ForFarmers shares plunge following poor financial results.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine losing money on cow feed while betting on the tech gamblers. Absolute amateur hour for the Dutch exchange, just pathetic.
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The Bottom Line
FINANCIAL CIRCUS ACT / 10
Imagine losing money on cow feed while betting on the tech gamblers.
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Imagine losing money on cow feed while betting on the tech gamblers. FINANCIAL CIRCUS ACT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nl/live-arcelor-en-prosus-nemen-aex-op-sleeptouw #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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