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Martin Visser: pas op, vlag gaat uit bij pensioenfondsen maar ze boeken verliezen op de beurs

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: De Telegraaf·31 Oct, 01:30 pm
Martin Visser: pas op, vlag gaat uit bij pensioenfondsen maar ze boeken verliezen op de beurs — Netherlands
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The Straight Version

Dutch pension funds celebrate higher coverage ratios while underlying investment portfolios continue to bleed value on the markets.

The UNHINGED Take

These corporate clowns are waving flags like they’ve won the lottery while lighting your retirement savings on fire. It is a pathetic shell game designed to hide the fact they’re absolutely bankrupting your future.

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The Bottom Line

FINANCIAL GASLIGHTING / 10

These corporate clowns are waving flags like they’ve won the lottery while lighting your retirement savings on fire.

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