The Straight Version
The police bomb squad was deployed to Copenhagen Airport this morning due to a suspicious object.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so incompetent that a stray bag sends the whole airport into a panic. Copenhagen is just one oversized daycare for people who think baggage check is a thriller movie.

The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10
Imagine being so incompetent that a stray bag sends the whole airport into a panic.
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Imagine being so incompetent that a stray bag sends the whole airport into a panic. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/bombegruppa-rykket-ut-til-k-benhavns-lufthavn #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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