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Bombegruppa rykket ut til Københavns lufthavn

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Aftenposten·5 Nov, 09:03 am
Bombegruppa rykket ut til Københavns lufthavn — Norway
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The Straight Version

The police bomb squad was deployed to Copenhagen Airport this morning due to a suspicious object.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so incompetent that a stray bag sends the whole airport into a panic. Copenhagen is just one oversized daycare for people who think baggage check is a thriller movie.

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The Bottom Line

CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10

Imagine being so incompetent that a stray bag sends the whole airport into a panic.

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Imagine being so incompetent that a stray bag sends the whole airport into a panic. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/bombegruppa-rykket-ut-til-k-benhavns-lufthavn #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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