The Straight Version
Norges Bank has decided to keep the key policy rate unchanged at 4.5 percent.
The UNHINGED Take
Ida Wolden Bache is just cosplaying a financial strategist while our bank accounts scream into the void. Enjoy your stale krone while the central bank plays pretend with our funeral funds.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL ECONOMIC CARNAGE / 10
Ida Wolden Bache is just cosplaying a financial strategist while our bank accounts scream into the void.
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