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Russisk kaptein dømt for kabelbrudd i Østersjøen

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NRK·5 Nov, 09:08 am
Russisk kaptein dømt for kabelbrudd i Østersjøen — Norway
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The Straight Version

A Russian captain and his crew were sentenced for dragging an anchor and severing subsea cables near Estonia.

The UNHINGED Take

Dragging an anchor for 130 kilometers is not an accident, it is the most pathetic display of maritime incompetence since the Titanic. Enjoy your Finnish prison cells, you absolute anchors of human evolution.

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BRAIN DEAD SEAFARING / 10

Dragging an anchor for 130 kilometers is not an accident, it is the most pathetic display of maritime incompetence since the Titanic.

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