The Straight Version
Nine people drowned in Norway during October, bringing the annual total to 75 deaths.
The UNHINGED Take
Norwegian men are treating the fjords like a personal slip-and-slide contest. Maybe stop falling off docks like intoxicated seals before the sea finally finishes the job.

The Bottom Line
NATURAL SELECTION ACTIVATED / 10
Norwegian men are treating the fjords like a personal slip-and-slide contest.
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Norwegian men are treating the fjords like a personal slip-and-slide contest. NATURAL SELECTION ACTIVATED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/ni-druknet-i-oktober #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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