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Ni druknet i oktober

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NRK·5 Nov, 09:18 am
Ni druknet i oktober — Norway
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The Straight Version

Nine people drowned in Norway during October, bringing the annual total to 75 deaths.

The UNHINGED Take

Norwegian men are treating the fjords like a personal slip-and-slide contest. Maybe stop falling off docks like intoxicated seals before the sea finally finishes the job.

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The Bottom Line

NATURAL SELECTION ACTIVATED / 10

Norwegian men are treating the fjords like a personal slip-and-slide contest.

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