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Nordic Compass: Vil lage nordisk gigafond

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: VG·5 Nov, 09:00 am
Nordic Compass: Vil lage nordisk gigafond — Norway
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The Straight Version

Nordic Compass aims for an ambitious Nordic gigafund while denying any plans for a new super-exchange.

The UNHINGED Take

Just another bunch of suits LARPing as captains of industry while praying their imaginary gigafund doesn't end up as a glorified piggy bank for their own incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL WASTE OF SPACE / 10

Just another bunch of suits LARPing as captains of industry while praying their imaginary gigafund doesn't end up as a glorified piggy bank for their own incompetence.

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Just another bunch of suits LARPing as captains of industry while praying their imaginary gigafund doesn't end up as a glorified piggy bank for their own incompetence. COLOSSAL WASTE OF SPACE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/nordic-compass-vil-lage-nordisk-gigafond #NZ

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