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A ceasefire in a devastated Ukrainian city holds for its first 30 hours, officials say

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·28 Oct, 09:48 am
A ceasefire in a devastated Ukrainian city holds for its first 30 hours, officials say — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

A ceasefire in a devastated Ukrainian city has held for its first 30 hours.

The UNHINGED Take

Thirty hours of peace after four years of carnage is just a glorified smoko break before the muppets start lobbing shells again. Absolute delusional optimism for a munted war zone.

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Thirty hours of peace after four years of carnage is just a glorified smoko break before the muppets start lobbing shells again.

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