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King Charles III can't escape Britain's role in slavery as he tours the Caribbean

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·28 Oct, 10:07 am
King Charles III can't escape Britain's role in slavery as he tours the Caribbean — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

King Charles is touring the Caribbean while refusing to offer a formal apology for Britain's history of slavery.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine flying halfway across the world just to offer thoughts and prayers to history's victims while clutching the crown tighter. Absolute muppet behavior from a man whose inheritance is literally built on colonial corpses.

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The Bottom Line

COLONIAL COPE / 10

Imagine flying halfway across the world just to offer thoughts and prayers to history's victims while clutching the crown tighter.

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Imagine flying halfway across the world just to offer thoughts and prayers to history's victims while clutching the crown tighter. COLONIAL COPE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/king-charles-iii-cant-escape-britains-role-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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