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Silver Ferns player ratings: Tell us how they performed against Australia

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff Sport·28 Oct, 10:12 am
Silver Ferns player ratings: Tell us how they performed against Australia — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Stuff Sport is asking for public ratings on the Silver Ferns after their loss to Australia.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine begging the public to dissect the munted performance of a netball team that just got dismantled by the Aussies. Absolute muppet behavior from journos chasing clicks on a glorified funeral.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE CHOKE ARTISTS / 10

Imagine begging the public to dissect the munted performance of a netball team that just got dismantled by the Aussies.

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Imagine begging the public to dissect the munted performance of a netball team that just got dismantled by the Aussies. COLLECTIVE CHOKE ARTISTS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/silver-ferns-player-ratings-tell-us-how-they #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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