The Straight Version
Fifty coffee plants are being planted at each of five sites in Northland this spring, in a trial to determine if specialty coffee could take root as a future export industry.
The UNHINGED Take
Look at A flat white future? Northland puts coffee to the test speedrunning total brain death: "A flat white future? Northland puts coffee to the test". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
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