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Another multimillion-dollar surprise from Wellington’s Swamp of Ineptitude

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Post·4 Nov, 03:18 am
Another multimillion-dollar surprise from Wellington’s Swamp of Ineptitude — New Zealand
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COMMENT: The Michael Fowler Centre joins Khandallah Pool, the Begonia House, pipes, the sludge plant, and Town Hall in Wellington’s growing “WTF” list.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Another multimillion: "Another multimillion-dollar surprise from Wellington’s Swamp of Ineptitude". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Another multimillion: "Another multimillion-dollar surprise from Wellington’s Swamp of Ineptitude".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Another multimillion: "Another multimillion-dollar surprise from Wellington’s Swamp of Ineptitude". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/another-multimillion-dollar-surprise-from-wellingtons-swamp-of #NZElec

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