The Straight Version
The Black Caps are taking on India in the first of five ODIs at Eden Park in Auckland.
The UNHINGED Take
"Black Caps make solid start with the bat in first ODI against India" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Black Caps make solid start with the bat in first ODI against India" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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