The Straight Version
Auckland's Fitzroy Hotel fined $135,000 for failing safety inspection.
The UNHINGED Take
Owner of the mummied Fitzroy Hotel gets a $135k slap for letting a 150-year‑old brick beast hang around like an open wound. Wakefield Street—luckless.
The Bottom Line
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Owner of the mummied Fitzroy Hotel gets a $135k slap for letting a 150-year‑old brick beast hang around like an open wound.
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