The Straight Version
Seven political parties debated issues concerning Māori voters at a campaign event on October 29.
The UNHINGED Take
A pack of Beehive muppets fighting for scraps while pretending to care about the iwi. It is just a circus of performative pandering from politicians who would sell their own grannies for a seat.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
A pack of Beehive muppets fighting for scraps while pretending to care about the iwi.
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A pack of Beehive muppets fighting for scraps while pretending to care about the iwi. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/as-it-happened-election-campaign-29-october #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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