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As it happened: Election campaign, 29 October

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Politics·29 Oct, 08:04 am
As it happened: Election campaign, 29 October — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Seven political parties debated issues concerning Māori voters at a campaign event on October 29.

The UNHINGED Take

A pack of Beehive muppets fighting for scraps while pretending to care about the iwi. It is just a circus of performative pandering from politicians who would sell their own grannies for a seat.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10

A pack of Beehive muppets fighting for scraps while pretending to care about the iwi.

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