The Straight Version
Asian markets plummeted Friday following a global AI-driven stock selloff initiated on Wall Street.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine losing your life savings because some computer code had a tantrum. You absolute muppets deserve to be broke for betting on glorified autocorrect.

The Bottom Line
FINANCIAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Imagine losing your life savings because some computer code had a tantrum.
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Imagine losing your life savings because some computer code had a tantrum. FINANCIAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/asian-shares-skid-after-ai-worries-send-wall #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥