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Hato Pāora College hostel closes after damning Education Review Office report

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·6 Nov, 09:03 am
Hato Pāora College hostel closes after damning Education Review Office report — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Hato Pāora College has officially shuttered its hostel following a scathing report from the Education Review Office.

The UNHINGED Take

The ERO finally caught up to the absolute circus. Another historic institution completely munted by total incompetence while the kids pay the price for this institutional rot.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL FAILURE / 10

The ERO finally caught up to the absolute circus.

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The ERO finally caught up to the absolute circus. COLOSSAL FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/hato-p-ora-college-hostel-closes-after-damning #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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