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Lightning strikes cause fires in Auckland during severe storm, rain passes over Far North

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·6 Nov, 08:40 am
Lightning strikes cause fires in Auckland during severe storm, rain passes over Far North — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Lightning strikes sparked fires and storms caused widespread power outages and flooding across the Auckland region.

The UNHINGED Take

Aucklanders act like a bit of rain and a spark are the apocalypse. Keep your munted infrastructure and go back to shivering in the dark, you absolute eggs.

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TOTAL MUPPET SHOW / 10

Aucklanders act like a bit of rain and a spark are the apocalypse.

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Aucklanders act like a bit of rain and a spark are the apocalypse. TOTAL MUPPET SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/lightning-strikes-cause-fires-in-auckland-during-severe #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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