The Straight Version
Kalyn Ponga has been named in the Kiwis squad for the World Cup semifinal despite a broken arm.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine the medical clearance being signed by a blind goat. This is absolute cooked behavior that'll see him leaving the pitch in a bloody box by halftime.
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The Bottom Line
MEDICAL MALPRACTICE SPECIAL / 10
Imagine the medical clearance being signed by a blind goat.
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