The Straight Version
Electricity substation at Penrose blows up, releasing coolant oil smoke into Auckland Harbour.
The UNHINGED Take
Huh, Vector substation blew up like a kowhai's coffee mug; Auckland Harbour’s now a burnt oil aroma, while stews of ministers simmer in their blind egos.
The Bottom Line
Fried Ethics / 10
Huh, Vector substation blew up like a kowhai's coffee mug; Auckland Harbour’s now a burnt oil aroma, while stews of ministers simmer in their blind egos.
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Huh, Vector substation blew up like a kowhai's coffee mug; Auckland Harbour’s now a burnt oil aroma, while stews of ministers simmer in their blind egos. Fried Ethics / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/auckland-harbourmaster-inspecting-manukau-harbour-for-oil-spill #NZEl
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