The Straight Version
Ponga will return from a broken arm to join Knights mate Phoenix Crossland for the Newcastle clash against Tonga.
The UNHINGED Take
Ponga’s broken arm still wants a slice of glory while Crossland floats in, like a stray UFO at a boardroom. The 19‑man squad's a loose unit of adrenaline junkies.
The Bottom Line
MUPPETS LOSE / 10
Ponga’s broken arm still wants a slice of glory while Crossland floats in, like a stray UFO at a boardroom.
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Ponga’s broken arm still wants a slice of glory while Crossland floats in, like a stray UFO at a boardroom. MUPPETS LOSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/hell-be-in-our-19-man-squad-ponga #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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