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Missing prized violin found after search warrant executed

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·6 Nov, 02:18 am
Missing prized violin found after search warrant executed — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

A violin worth over $37,000 was found hidden in a linen cupboard, court appearances pending.

The UNHINGED Take

Two muppets buried a $37k violin in an Auckland linen cupboard, a rebel act of plastic melodrama.

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The Bottom Line

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Two muppets buried a $37k violin in an Auckland linen cupboard, a rebel act of plastic melodrama.

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