The Straight Version
A violin worth over $37,000 was found hidden in a linen cupboard, court appearances pending.
The UNHINGED Take
Two muppets buried a $37k violin in an Auckland linen cupboard, a rebel act of plastic melodrama.

The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
Two muppets buried a $37k violin in an Auckland linen cupboard, a rebel act of plastic melodrama.
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Two muppets buried a $37k violin in an Auckland linen cupboard, a rebel act of plastic melodrama. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/missing-prized-violin-found-after-search-warrant-executed #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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